January 8, 2010
From under a rock: 10 Things women should know about men
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I came up with these out of the blue, without much thought or pretense. It was more of a response to a request, based on other list created by a woman in response to a celebrity's interview that you might just see in this blog...
1. Cuddling is only meant to ensure a follow up sex romp.
2. Our mothers don't come first, they just know how to cheat to win.
3. The way to our heart truly is through our stomach..unless of course, you want it quick and painless, then you go straight through the chest.
4. We have to cling on to some form of our childhood, be it video games or even a porn stash. It's what makes us feel young.
5. When we say No, it means "I guess so, maybe, I don't know."
6. If you ask us to chose our favorite body part, its like asking us to masturbate in public, just not fair.
7. It's truly embedded deeply in our chromosomes to forget things that your chromosomes have deemed important.
8. We are in touch with our feelings, please stop asking....no seriously, stop.
9. A threesome isn't every man's ultimate fantasy....an all out orgy with several women, and lots of whipped cream and strawberries is.
10. We love you for what you are, here and now, if that wasn't true, we'd be somewhere else.
Hope this will suffice, as my brain is running on empty.
(it's really just the meanderings of a crazy man, who, when push comes to shove, can pull anything out of his ass)
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2. Our mothers don't come first, they just know how to cheat to win.
3. The way to our heart truly is through our stomach..unl
4. We have to cling on to some form of our childhood, be it video games or even a porn stash. It's what makes us feel young.
5. When we say No, it means "I guess so, maybe, I don't know."
6. If you ask us to chose our favorite body part, its like asking us to masturbate in public, just not fair.
7. It's truly embedded deeply in our chromosomes to forget things that your chromosomes have deemed important.
9. A threesome isn't every man's ultimate fantasy....a
10. We love you for what you are, here and now, if that wasn't true, we'd be somewhere else.
Hope this will suffice, as my brain is running on empty.
(it's really just the meanderings of a crazy man, who, when push comes to shove, can pull anything out of his ass)
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They have these psychology tests that asks questions about other people's motives/desire. Psychologists use these tests to get past people's inhibition about being honest about themselves, and it works because people project their own desires and complexities onto others. Just sayin..
we all have a healthy sense of humor here. just sayin...
There are billions of these all over the internet. This is the first one I've ever read that I can relate to on any level. Specifically: #3, #5, #9, #10. I'm impressed, nice job.
i'm lactose intolerant so i can't eat any whipped cream off any lovely ladies. substitute please?
Easy fix...dip them in chocolate...which I prefer anyways. :)
Or for our vegetarian friends, you could dip them in hummus!
hummus is the shit. and lpa can make it at 12 a.m. even when she's wasted.
No Whipped Cream?????!! Holy Shit. Ok. I got something better for you. I'll make a mental note.
I can make hummus at any moment. I got mad skills.
And I love this post. There are millions of these all over the net and this is the only one that didn't make me feel hopeless.
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