January 26, 2010
On the Road Again
5:54 PM | Posted by
jenniy
BREAKING NEWS!!! We here at BTFB have just recieved reports from our sister company, BiasNews, that police officers in the Cumming, Georgia area have been engaged in a high speed chase along US Highway 19 since early this morning. The vehicle has been identified as a multicolored 1972 Chevy El Camino SS which has reached speeds of 63 mph since the pursuit began hours ago.
Cumming authorities stated the chase began when a local officer attempted to pull the El Camino over around 6 a.m. Officer Cochran of the CPS department (Cumming Public Safety) called in to dispatchers and stated that there was a goat in the bed of the vehicle which appeard to be tied to an unidentified source by an indeterminable length of rope.
The registered owner of the El Camino was identified as Earl Mack Raybob Jones, a 73 year old resident of Ball Ground, Georgia, a nearby town of around 1000 residents. Ball Ground officers reported to BiasNews that Mr. Jones is a well known source of trouble in Cherokee County and especially in Ball Ground. In fact, a quick interview with officers by Bias reporters revealed that Earl Mack has a lengthy arrest record including several DUIs, assaulting an officer, obstruction, disturbing the peace, as well as a couple counts of bestiality with a goat named Lula Mae.
Earl Mack has been on the run now for about 3 hours and must be nearing the end of his gasoline supply. Seven police vehicles containing 11 area officers are in pursuit at this time. No one has been injured yet but officers have remained back fearing fo. r the safety of the goat, presumably Lula Mae, if more aggressive maneuvers are employed.
We'll keep you updated with the latest on this story here at BTFB. Stay tuned.....
UPDATE: Authorities in Cumming, Georgia have reported that Earl Mack Raybob Jones was arrested near lunchtime after a brief struggle with officers occured.
Earl Mack ran out of gas a little after 10 a.m. this morning after a 4 hour police chase in North Georgia. The suspect's El Camino stalled in the middle of US 19. Officers stopped the chase and eased closer to the stopped vehicle. A silent standoff took place for half an hour while Earl Mack smoked Marlboros and listened to a tape of George Jones songs. Apparently, this helped the suspect make a decision as he then emerged from the vehicle with a .22 rife in hand and pointed it straight at pet goat and occasional lover, Lula Mae. Officers attempted to negotiate with Earl Mack who would only reply with "I AIN'T DID NOTHIN WRONG, PIGS!" Eventually officers were able to distract him while a SWAT team swept in from behind and employed use of a taser. Earl Mack Raybob Jones was then subdued and cuffed. Before being placed into the back of the car, he looked back at the goat and screamed, "I'm sorry, Lula Mae! I love you, baby."
Lula Mae was not harmed and has been taken to a local clinic for treatment.
Cumming authorities stated the chase began when a local officer attempted to pull the El Camino over around 6 a.m. Officer Cochran of the CPS department (Cumming Public Safety) called in to dispatchers and stated that there was a goat in the bed of the vehicle which appeard to be tied to an unidentified source by an indeterminable length of rope.
The registered owner of the El Camino was identified as Earl Mack Raybob Jones, a 73 year old resident of Ball Ground, Georgia, a nearby town of around 1000 residents. Ball Ground officers reported to BiasNews that Mr. Jones is a well known source of trouble in Cherokee County and especially in Ball Ground. In fact, a quick interview with officers by Bias reporters revealed that Earl Mack has a lengthy arrest record including several DUIs, assaulting an officer, obstruction, disturbing the peace, as well as a couple counts of bestiality with a goat named Lula Mae.
Earl Mack has been on the run now for about 3 hours and must be nearing the end of his gasoline supply. Seven police vehicles containing 11 area officers are in pursuit at this time. No one has been injured yet but officers have remained back fearing fo. r the safety of the goat, presumably Lula Mae, if more aggressive maneuvers are employed.
We'll keep you updated with the latest on this story here at BTFB. Stay tuned.....
UPDATE: Authorities in Cumming, Georgia have reported that Earl Mack Raybob Jones was arrested near lunchtime after a brief struggle with officers occured.
Earl Mack ran out of gas a little after 10 a.m. this morning after a 4 hour police chase in North Georgia. The suspect's El Camino stalled in the middle of US 19. Officers stopped the chase and eased closer to the stopped vehicle. A silent standoff took place for half an hour while Earl Mack smoked Marlboros and listened to a tape of George Jones songs. Apparently, this helped the suspect make a decision as he then emerged from the vehicle with a .22 rife in hand and pointed it straight at pet goat and occasional lover, Lula Mae. Officers attempted to negotiate with Earl Mack who would only reply with "I AIN'T DID NOTHIN WRONG, PIGS!" Eventually officers were able to distract him while a SWAT team swept in from behind and employed use of a taser. Earl Mack Raybob Jones was then subdued and cuffed. Before being placed into the back of the car, he looked back at the goat and screamed, "I'm sorry, Lula Mae! I love you, baby."
Lula Mae was not harmed and has been taken to a local clinic for treatment.
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2 Comments:
I can see why Earl loved her. Lula Mae is smokin!
she's a doll, isn't she? that penetrating gaze is killer
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