December 31, 2009
mudpie
1:03 PM | Posted by
jenniy
i'm on the road today so don't expect too much out of this phone uploaded post...
i saw a pre-oj era bronco on the road earlier. peeling paint job, huge tires, and a sticker across the back glass reading 'muddaholix'.
yes really.
right off the bat, the double d and the x bother me.was mudaholic simply not catchy enough that the extra d and crazy spelling are needed? then i start to wonder...what exactly is this person saying of themselves? "going muddin'" is a double entendre in these parts. this person could love the redneck sport of mud boggin' or really love anal sex. or perhaps both. they seem to go hand in hand around here.
a felt a little shame for having been born and bred a south georgia girl but then...
as i passed the guy, i became pretty thankful and gave him a smirky little nod. without people like this to laugh at, life around here might get pretty dull. thank you, mr. muddaholix. this is a bright spot in my day.
i saw a pre-oj era bronco on the road earlier. peeling paint job, huge tires, and a sticker across the back glass reading 'muddaholix'.
yes really.
right off the bat, the double d and the x bother me.was mudaholic simply not catchy enough that the extra d and crazy spelling are needed? then i start to wonder...what exactly is this person saying of themselves? "going muddin'" is a double entendre in these parts. this person could love the redneck sport of mud boggin' or really love anal sex. or perhaps both. they seem to go hand in hand around here.
a felt a little shame for having been born and bred a south georgia girl but then...
as i passed the guy, i became pretty thankful and gave him a smirky little nod. without people like this to laugh at, life around here might get pretty dull. thank you, mr. muddaholix. this is a bright spot in my day.
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That's so wicked. I wish i could be that cool. I have a bunch of work buddies who want me to buy a kick ass Jeep and go muddin with'em. I guess they really really have no idea about me.
Double entendre? I love it. It's the newest addition to the vernacula!
It's not much better in East Georgia either. It reminds me of a time I was driving down the road and huge truck passes by and there's this little asian guy wearing a cowboy hat sitting in the cab. He looks at me, I look at him. He nods, so I nod back. Then he passes by and the back window in his truck reads "Git er done"
i bet that asian guy had the boots to match
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