Boobie Tassels For Buddha

Craig says:

you know how sometimes you won't like something not because you know for sure it's stupid but you just have a feeling

Joshypoo says:

yes

i do know how that is

Craig says:

and then one day you encounter the thing you disliked and were totally validated

well

Joshypoo says:

that happens often

Craig says:

I watched 7 mins of Twilight last night

and i won

Joshypoo says:

you had a feeling that would be stupid?

Craig says:

yes!

Joshypoo says:

are you like...a brain scientist?

Craig says:

yes

Joshypoo says:

or a wizard?

Craig says:

i am

i am a brain scientist who also dabbles in wizardry

Joshypoo says:

do you have a 6th sense? or night-sight?

Craig says:

7 sense

i do not have night sight

but i do have infravision

Joshypoo says:

see i was about to watch twilight because i saw the preview and i thought to myself, now that...that's quality film-making

i'll bet the acting is almost as good as the production values

YOU WANNA KNOW SOME

SHIIIT???

Craig says:

yes

Joshypoo says:

do you?

some shit?

i'll tell you some shit

sit your keester right down thar, and lissen up

Craig says:

ok i am

Joshypoo says:

christmas this year, michelle's little niece, little malia

got a twilight blanket, a twilight cardboard cutout, a twilight barbie, twilight CANDY, and here's the best one

she got a little faux wooden box with replicas of the jewelry that the female character in the movie wore.... like a shitty topaz pewter bracelet and a mood ring

i swear to jesus this is a true story

jesus would i lie?

"no josh, you're a fucking bro, bro"

high five, jesus!