And it begins....
2:32 PM | Posted by
Creedish
perfectly_inked: i am not always a dark humored cunt, you know
groobes: i don't think you're dark humored at all.
groobes: i think you're dry, but it's not the same thing.
perfectly_inked: sarcastic/dry... okay fine. i'm not always a dry humored cunt.
groobes: you're not always a dry cunt? ZING!
perfectly_inked: i think i just take this seriously because i want badly to write for an audience
perfectly_inked: but maybe if i can meet your standards at least partly then i'm sure i can pass for the rest of my slacker brethren
groobes: its something to aspire to, certainly
perfectly_inked: i sent that invite, dicklick
groobes: OHBOY!
groobes: maybe im already blogging
groobes: you ever think of that?
groobes: a blog thats way cooler than yours
groobes: and you say IM the egotistical one
groobes: shit
perfectly_inked: you said blogging is faggotry so i assumed you didn't participate in said faggotry
groobes: maybe im a closet blogger
groobes: i hide my passion with sarcasm and denial
groobes: oh...my...god i HAVE to tell you about this salad i had yesterday OMGOMGOMG
groobes: one paragraph wont do. will 4 work?
groobes: and I just had the most UNBELIEVABLE bowel movement!
groobes: fine, let's comprimise
perfectly_inked: fine
groobes: ill blog for you if you take pictures of yourself spreading your buttcheeks in front of a bathroom mirror for me. deal?
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