And it begins....
2:32 PM | Posted by
Creedish
perfectly_inked: i am not always a dark humored cunt, you know
groobes: i don't think you're dark humored at all.
groobes: i think you're dry, but it's not the same thing.
perfectly_inked: sarcastic/dry... okay fine. i'm not always a dry humored cunt.
groobes: you're not always a dry cunt? ZING!
perfectly_inked: i think i just take this seriously because i want badly to write for an audience
perfectly_inked: but maybe if i can meet your standards at least partly then i'm sure i can pass for the rest of my slacker brethren
groobes: its something to aspire to, certainly
perfectly_inked: i sent that invite, dicklick
groobes: OHBOY!
groobes: maybe im already blogging
groobes: you ever think of that?
groobes: a blog thats way cooler than yours
groobes: and you say IM the egotistical one
groobes: shit
perfectly_inked: you said blogging is faggotry so i assumed you didn't participate in said faggotry
groobes: maybe im a closet blogger
groobes: i hide my passion with sarcasm and denial
groobes: oh...my...god i HAVE to tell you about this salad i had yesterday OMGOMGOMG
groobes: one paragraph wont do. will 4 work?
groobes: and I just had the most UNBELIEVABLE bowel movement!
groobes: fine, let's comprimise
perfectly_inked: fine
groobes: ill blog for you if you take pictures of yourself spreading your buttcheeks in front of a bathroom mirror for me. deal?
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*opening email pictures* Fap, fap, fap, fap.
talent isn't cheap.
i know... you can't imagine what i had to do for the guys on here who are actually talented...
damn. wheres my pictures? haha j/k
HEY I WANT MY PICS TOO!! :P
I can think of few ways to piss Groobes off. For example get one of your guy friends to stand in their bathroom and so forth. Then send him the pics. Hahahaha!
You don't know me very well. If I've already gone through the trouble of pulling it out, I'll figure out a way to comprimise. I'd probably just pretend it was Rosie O'Donnell or something.
oh don't bother pretending like you actually had to pull it out of anything. in my mind at least, you're naked during all our exchanges.
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