April 24, 2011
The Spirit of Easter
11:09 PM | Posted by
jenniy
Nutosaurus rex: just wanted to say happy easter. you must love today.
me: why would i love today?
nutosaurus rex: your kid and candy
me: stupid holiday
nutosaurus rex: i'm not saying you're excited about the rising of jesus. just the nerd ropes.
me: i'm on a candy free diet
nutosaurus rex: why? is that why you were snippy towards me?
me: i've been off the goods for a couple months
nutosaurus rex: why? were your tits too perfect?
me: oh boo. it's not good for me.
nutosaurus rex: neither is a lotta shit. you liked candy. figured you'd never quit it.
me: i had to. i feel better about not finding happiness at the bottom of a nerds box.
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