April 24, 2011
The Spirit of Easter
11:09 PM | Posted by
jenniy
Nutosaurus rex: just wanted to say happy easter. you must love today.
me: why would i love today?
nutosaurus rex: your kid and candy
me: stupid holiday
nutosaurus rex: i'm not saying you're excited about the rising of jesus. just the nerd ropes.
me: i'm on a candy free diet
nutosaurus rex: why? is that why you were snippy towards me?
me: i've been off the goods for a couple months
nutosaurus rex: why? were your tits too perfect?
me: oh boo. it's not good for me.
nutosaurus rex: neither is a lotta shit. you liked candy. figured you'd never quit it.
me: i had to. i feel better about not finding happiness at the bottom of a nerds box.
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This blog is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
...tarded!
For the record, your tits are damn near perfect.
For the record, her tits look like two burlap sacks filled with gravel.
If there were any truth to your comment, here and elsewhere on this blog, you would not have posted as anonymous.
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