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December 27, 2009

survey says....

1:01 PM | Posted by jenniy

I get absolutely tired of reading those innane surveys people take online and post on their social pages and blogs. I mean, if you're 40 years old and have 3 kids, it really doesn't make sense to answer a survey with questions like "have you ever kissed anyone?" I mean, fucking duh. Ok, well technically I guess you could have fucked your baby daddies without kissing them making the above question semi valid, but that right there is a seperate blog all by itself...so, in my not so humble opinion, these surveys really need to get down to the heart of the matter. Here's an example:

Name:

Age:

Now your actual age:

Shoe size:

Addicted to:

Fetishes:

Have you ever called out your own name during sex?

What's the largest tip you've ever left someone for a blowjob?

After a dry spell, has your dog/cat/goat ever appealed to you as a change up from your hand?

If you could make an amateur porn with anyone on your friends list, who would it be? why?

A genie rants wishes for sexual favors, which celebrity would you ask for? (I'd waste 2 wishes on a seth rogen/paul rudd double team). please someone send me said genie so i can die happy oh and for my third wish...i'd probably throw in james franco. I'm a freaks and geeks fan.

Ever fucked someone only to realize halfway through that you either don't know or can't remember their name?

How many people have you slept with in a 24 hour period?

Do you like anal?

please feel free to answer these questions and add more of your own then post this survey to all your social sites. your friends will thank you for actually being entertaining for once.