April 24, 2011

The Spirit of Easter

Nutosaurus rex: just wanted to say happy easter. you must love today.

me: why would i love today?

nutosaurus rex: your kid and candy

me: stupid holiday

nutosaurus rex: i'm not saying you're excited about the rising of jesus. just the nerd ropes.

me: i'm on a candy free diet

nutosaurus rex: why? is that why you were snippy towards me?

me: i've been off the goods for a couple months

nutosaurus rex: why? were your tits too perfect?

me: oh boo. it's not good for me.

nutosaurus rex: neither is a lotta shit. you liked candy. figured you'd never quit it.

me: i had to. i feel better about not finding happiness at the bottom of a nerds box. 


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Anonymous said...

For the record, your tits are damn near perfect.

Anonymous said...

For the record, her tits look like two burlap sacks filled with gravel.

jenniy said...

If there were any truth to your comment, here and elsewhere on this blog, you would not have posted as anonymous.

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dear you,

i don't talk about my child or being a mom. i don't talk about my garden. i won't mention my craftiness (often) or how much i save each week with coupons. if you're looking for that sort of thing, you're in the wrong place.

instead, let's abandon the tethers of domestication for a moment and remember what it's like to laugh at vulgarity and the world at large.



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