Boobie Tassels For Buddha

i have a thing for christianne amanpour. go ahead. mock me. i don't care. but i want her to manhandle me and make me quiver. i've never quivered. i think she could pull that off. i am waiting.

if you think that's my secret though, you got some learning to do lucy. but i'll put it together for you.

i woke up that morning, with stunning morning wood. my wife wasn't home. i had slept in. it was sunny. so i started cranking. as per.

it was going alright, but i hit a roadblock. i couldn't hop over the fence. i was in a holding pattern. my ceiling was suddenly much less appealing. time to turn the tv on for inspiration. CNN. gimme some tan clothes clad CA.

no such luck. some crazy person just drove a plane into a building.

i kept going.