Boobie Tassels For Buddha

It's been awhile since I've posted anything here, but novels pull people away from writing other things. Tonight is an exception tho...

My birthday was a few weeks ago. My dad died around that time in 2006, and in fact, his funeral was on my birthday that year. So, of course,...

No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I will never satisfy a ...

Entering the last days of my 20s has caused a bit of reflection on my part over life up to this point. I’ve become nostalgic for the days of...

Nutosaurus rex: just wanted to say happy easter. you must love today. me: why would i love today? nutosaurus rex: your kid and candy me: ...

My windows are rolled partway down while I drive home this evening. The warm, humid air ruffling my bangs hasn’t really affected the heavy a...

So I’m standing around at a NOFX concert… Yeah, I know. I should have thought this through a little better. Anyway, I’m standing at this...