The Spirit of Easter

Nutosaurus rex: just wanted to say happy easter. you must love today.

me: why would i love today?

nutosaurus rex: your kid and candy

me: stupid holiday

nutosaurus rex: i'm not saying you're excited about the rising of jesus. just the nerd ropes.

me: i'm on a candy free diet

nutosaurus rex: why? is that why you were snippy towards me?

me: i've been off the goods for a couple months

nutosaurus rex: why? were your tits too perfect?

me: oh boo. it's not good for me.

nutosaurus rex: neither is a lotta shit. you liked candy. figured you'd never quit it.

me: i had to. i feel better about not finding happiness at the bottom of a nerds box.